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For the nights that start with “just a couple drinks” and end with blue lights in the rearview.
This sticker doesn’t whisper—it dares you. A little roadside reality wrapped in dark humor, built for the guys who know exactly what that handheld means… and still find it funny.
“Blow Me” isn’t a pickup line—it’s a command. Cold, plastic, and backed by consequences.
Perfect for those who live on the edge of sarcasm and poor life choices. Slap it on your cooler, your range case, or anywhere that appreciates humor with a bite.
• High opacity film that’s impossible to see through
• Fast and easy bubble-free application
• Durable vinyl
• 95µ density
Don't forget to clean the surface before applying the sticker.
Blow Me 4x4
$3.49
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This sticker doesn’t whisper—it dares you. A little roadside reality wrapped in dark humor, built for the guys who know exactly what that handheld means… and still find it funny.
“Blow Me” isn’t a pickup line—it’s a command. Cold, plastic, and backed by consequences.
Perfect for those who live on the edge of sarcasm and poor life choices. Slap it on your cooler, your range case, or anywhere that appreciates humor with a bite.
• High opacity film that’s impossible to see through
• Fast and easy bubble-free application
• Durable vinyl
• 95µ density
Don't forget to clean the surface before applying the sticker.
Size guide
| HEIGHT (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | |
| 4″×4″ | 4 | 4 |