Crossed Arms Deputy

Crossed arms. Uncrossed patience.

Hat tilted, badge shining, and absolutely zero interest in your explanation. He’s heard it before. Twice. Today. The cruiser lights flash behind him like a warning label you chose to ignore.

Out here, the jokes are dry, the coffee’s burnt, and the paperwork never dies.
You might get lucky.

He won’t.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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