I Smell Bacon

You ever get that feeling something’s cooking?

Curtain cracked. Heart pounding. And suddenly the neighborhood smells like breakfast… and consequences. Those aren’t footsteps — that’s the sizzle of bad decisions coming back around.

You made the plan.
They brought the heat.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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