Investigator Desk

Cold coffee. Warmer leads. Zero patience.

Scrolling through lies at 2 a.m. like it’s social media for felons. Every blurry profile pic, every half-baked alibi, every “that’s not me” gets bookmarked for later. The wall’s covered in faces. The inbox is full of nonsense. The report’s getting longer.

He doesn’t chase trends.
He chases people who thought they were smarter than him.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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