Investigator Investigatin

Where coffee goes cold, paperwork multiplies, and every crime scene smells like bad decisions.

He doesn’t need sleep — he needs probable cause. Magnifying glass in one hand, sarcasm in the other, he’s digging through the dirt so you don’t have to. Red and blue lights in the background, dark humor in the foreground.

Because somebody’s gotta chase the truth… even when it’s ugly.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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